commodorejohn wrote:Wait, hamei is a Chinese communist Jew? That's pretty niche, man.
Well, I hate to toot my own horn but Communist, yup. I even have a poster of Mao on the wall at home, like a lot of old people here do. And an Imaginary Property thief, well that goes without saying.
If I'd been a little quicker I coulda got my Sex Offender certificate, I rubbed a 16 year old's boobs and unzipped her jeans when we were in high school. But she died a year or so ago so even with repressed memories, that chance is gone
I'm feeling a lot of envy of the kids today; when I was in high school there was no chance the cops would be able to get a warrant, take me into the hospital, dope me up and get a shot of my wanker "to compare." Lucky lucky kids (do people really have a lot of sex with goats these days ?)
Altho one girl I knew did mess around with the boy's p.e. coach, he took a bunch of photos of her and developed them in the school darkroom, then forgot a few. Oops. Nice knockers. I mean really nice. Didn't seem to affect her much, she just laughed it off. How callous, the least she could have done was attempt suicide, sue the school district, go onto the teevee circuit
The rest, well, poop. From the hilltop estates overlooking the glittering Monterey Bay, where their five-bedroom homes are on the market for $4.2 million, the executives from Sun, Apple, Google and Alix List know that we are all jews, niggers, welfare queens, dagos, wops, drains upon society. That's like having an MBA, you know ? Worthless.
Back to the sixties, the karma did make me laugh - “She’s cold. Ice cold,” said Santa Cruz police Deputy Chief Steve Clark. “The only person Alix Tichelman cares about is Alix Tichelman.”
"Tichelman, instead of helping, picked up her things — including the heroin and needles — and tidied up the boat. She stepped over his body several times, including one time to swig down a half-finished glass of wine. As she left, she reached back in to lower a blind to hide the body."
Turn about, eh ?
Does it tell anyone anything that this 'high-end' whore couldn't even get a job as a $5-a-whack pink barber-shop girl in China, while the innovative, generous practical team leader people-person highly-educated Sun / Apple / Google executive couldn't even tie himself off ? What a flocking loser. And there's 200 more just like him in her little black book
"Forrest will be remembered above all as a loving husband and father. More than anything else he enjoyed spending time with his family at home and on his boat. His brilliant mind, contagious smile, and warm embrace will be missed and cherished in memories by his friends and family."
Well, yeah, maybe. But we do know he loved spending time on his boat, he did he did. Planning more innovations to help drive the economy, most likely. Another Apple Innovator, saviors of our society.
Yup, commodore, to the elite we're all jews and niggers. No extra credit